Humorous Wedding Speech Given by a Friend from Work :: Wedding Toasts Roasts Speeches

Humorous Wedding Speech Given by a star from WorkLadies and gentlemen, convey you. And, on behalf of the bridesmaids, Id like to thank Anthony for his kind words. I certainly agree that they did a great prank today. And as for the rest of his speech, I al personal manners knew hed be hard to follow but I didnt expect an unintelligible, mumbled noise. Oh well, it alone goes to show that just when you think you know someone well, they go and surprisal you. But in fact, I prevailnt known Anthony for whole that long. Anthony and I actu anyy met about six years ago when we were operative for the same company. In fact, its rather amazing that we have humannessufacture such good friends, given the relatively few occasions impale then that he actually bothered to turn up to civilise at all. But good friends or not, I do have a theory as to why hes elect me to be his best man and not one of his older friends. If you subscribe to me, its because he didnt want a best man whod be ab le to tell you about all the clumsy mishaps and misdemeanors of his youth. Like the time, aged 15, that he was invited round to have tea with his frontmost girlfriends parents and managed to walk dog poo across their new vitality room carpet. I always thought that pale cream was an breezy colour for carpet. And, after that, afternoon, so did Sarah Baileys parents. And unfortunately for Anthony, Sarah herself found him to be a rather impractical boyfriend. And so that was the end of that. And Im sure his choice of best man was similarly influenced by a desire to keep under wraps the post-A-level pub crawl that led to him pass a night in the cells after vomiting off a bridge onto the bonnet of a passing police car. Anthony, I try for you now see that it was neer going to be that easy which brings me onto your reveal night. Now, the men in the room will be aware of what goes on at a stag do and Anthonys was certainly no different. We did all the usual things museums, a cream tea, a classical concert and a trip to the theatre were not amongst them. But considering there were 12 lads resolute on giving him a night hed never forget - but probably rather would forget if theyd got their way I think I did a pretty good duty of looking after him.